June 2012
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I've become a recluse.
the-hollisellison:
penelopeburns:
the-hollisellison:
I just got into a slight altercation. No big deal, just spending a few days in the hospital. And I think you are one of the few girls who can pull off a penguin waddle.
Oh god! Why didn’t you call me, Hollis?! Are you alright? Is everything okay? Well, I’d hope so. otherwise I’d have to get a wheelchair and refuse to walk.
You’re...
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I've become a recluse.
the-hollisellison:
penelopeburns:
Something the matter? I’m great! Except waddling place to place like a penguin though. She’s doing great. Healthy as can be.
I just got into a slight altercation. No big deal, just spending a few days in the hospital. And I think you are one of the few girls who can pull off a penguin waddle.
Oh god! Why didn’t you call me, Hollis?! Are you...
I've become a recluse.
the-hollisellison:
penelopeburns:
Glad someone did. How are you, Hollis?!
Umm…well, I’ve been better I guess. How about you? How’s the baby doing.
Something the matter? I’m great! Except waddling place to place like a penguin though. She’s doing great. Healthy as can be.
I've become a recluse.
the-hollisellison:
penelopeburns:
Hey, i’ve missed you.
Glad someone did. How are you, Hollis?!
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I've become a recluse.
[[MORE]]ooc: finally got my laptop fixed and back in my possession. But unfortunately my mental wellbeing took a huge drop after finding out some horrible things. But here I am. I’m alive and here. So hello.
[[MORE]]OOC: Oh my lord. Some one help me. Some one help me. MY COMPUTER CRASHED. AND IS BEEPING. AND I AM GOING TO CRY. MY RAM IS FUCKED. I AM GOING TO CRY. Plus I hate my mom’s computer. Ugh.
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It's official.
florence-parker:
penelopeburns:
Don’t worry. I have the memory of an elephant. And elephants don’t forget right? Speaking of weddings, I was hoping you’d agree to being one of my bridesmaids?
Well if you’re sure, you might want to write it down or something, just in case. Oh I would, but I’m busy that day.
Kidding, kidding! I would love to, Pencil.
I’ll write it down on every...
It's official.
florence-parker:
penelopeburns:
Damn. I’m so special. And I will be able to eat this invite, right? Or would you freak out on me and never forgive me?
Of course you can eat it, Pencil! That’s why I’m making it so special for you. Just don’t tell anyone else or they’ll be jealous. I just hope you can remember the time and place.
Don’t worry. I have the memory of an elephant. And...
It's official.
florence-parker:
penelopeburns:
When should I be expecting the invitations for the wedding?
Well actually, yours will take longer to make since I’m trying to make it by gathering Oreos and writing out the invite with peanut butter on each one.
Damn. I’m so special. And I will be able to eat this invite, right? Or would you freak out on me and never forgive me?
It's official.
florence-parker:
I am in love with Regina Spektor.
When should I be expecting the invitations for the wedding?
florence-parker:
penelopeburns replied to your audio post
YOU BETTER BE SORRY, DAMMIT, NOT TWIN.
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justlistenandlove1d:
One Night Only - Say You...
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Weird pregnancy cravings?
itsjoannamercer:
penelopeburns:
Yeah. It was on one of those weird shows called Weird Cravings or something. So they’d eat toilet paper rolls. I read somewhere that some even crave wood, which is a bit extreme. Due sometime late August. I’m super excited actually.
Weird Cravings? Can’t say I’ve actually seen that show, though it sounds highly… interesting. Toilet rolls? Wow, they must’ve...
Weird pregnancy cravings?
itsjoannamercer:
penelopeburns:
Yeah. I guess mutant babies give you stronger cravings. I don’t even know why. It’s not like I’ve eaten a flower before. I’ve heard of women craving cardboard.
Hmm, I guess that’s true. Cardboard? Really? Wow, that sounds like a really bad craving, to be honest. So, when’s the baby due?
Yeah. It was on one of those weird shows called Weird Cravings or...
Weird pregnancy cravings?
itsjoannamercer:
penelopeburns:
Check.
…Are you eating a flower? That’s the first time I’ve seen someone crave for flowers when they’re pregnant, haha!
Yeah. I guess mutant babies give you stronger cravings. I don’t even know why. It’s not like I’ve eaten a flower before. I’ve heard of women craving cardboard.
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Weird pregnancy cravings?
Check.
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[[MORE]]Sorry for not being around as much guys. I’ve been busy. This weekend was hectic and ended with me getting sun poisoning. So, here’s to hoping I get better and my sunburns heal, yeah?
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I am craving french fries and root beer.
elle-mackenzie:
penelopeburns:
Who volunteers to go get me some?
Only if you knock me out, afterwards. :)
And why would I do a thing like that?
I am craving french fries and root beer.
Who volunteers to go get me some?
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Ryan!
ryan-salvetine:
penelopeburns:
Erm… About how much you love making out with me and how good of a kisser I am?
Shit, you have telepathy. I need one of those Magneto helmets, pronto.
I promise to only use my power for good.
Ryan!
ryan-salvetine:
penelopeburns:
Maybe I can. You better watch your thoughts.
Oh, yeah? What am I thinking now?
Erm… About how much you love making out with me and how good of a kisser I am?
Ryan!
ryan-salvetine:
penelopeburns:
Good thing I spoiled that plan. Just don’t push me down any stairs, okay? I think I’m alright with that.
I guess my stairs plan was a no-go as well… Are you sure you can’t read minds or something?
Maybe I can. You better watch your thoughts.
Ryan!
ryan-salvetine:
penelopeburns:
I think you’d have to hurt me in order to hurt her, babe. So unless you plan on punching me in the stomach, I think we are good.
Damn, my plan was foiled. I was totally going to punch you in the stomach… I guess I’ll just make out with you instead.
Good thing I spoiled that plan. Just don’t push me down any stairs, okay? I think I’m alright...
Ryan!
ryan-salvetine:
penelopeburns:
Way to kill the mood. But the baby is fine.
Well, excuse me if I’m just concerned about our baby.
I think you’d have to hurt me in order to hurt her, babe. So unless you plan on punching me in the stomach, I think we are good.
Ryan!
ryan-salvetine:
penelopeburns:
No. At this point, I’m pretty sure you are sexier.
Oh, shit. I’m not gonna hurt the baby, am I?
Way to kill the mood. But the baby is fine.
Ryan!
ryan-salvetine:
penelopeburns:
Not nearly as hot as you though.
That’s where you’re wrong.
No. At this point, I’m pretty sure you are sexier.
Ryan!
ryan-salvetine:
penelopeburns:
Have I ever mentioned…. how hot you are?
No, you haven’t. You’re not that bad yourself.
Not nearly as hot as you though.
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Ryan!
ryan-salvetine:
penelopeburns:
Have I ever mentioned…. how hot you are?
Ryan!
ryan-salvetine:
penelopeburns:
Ryan!
ryan-salvetine:
penelopeburns:
ryan-salvetine:
Ryan!
tonymercer:
penelopeburns:
Ha, sure you are. And why would I need nonalcoholic drinks?
…because of… the thing inside of you?
Well, duh. I don’t see why I would be around alcoholic drinks?
Ryan!
ryan-salvetine:
penelopeburns:
Ryan!
tonymercer:
penelopeburns:
And why would you do something like that?
Because I am a nice person.
Ha, sure you are. And why would I need nonalcoholic drinks?
Ryan!
ryan-salvetine:
penelopeburns:
