June 2012
I can't stop eating.
logan-garfield:
penelopeburns:
logan-garfield:
Oh god. Is it… Is it mine? If so, we’re naming it Logan Jr. Actually, you’re naming it Logan Jr. anyways.
Definitely don’t think it’s yours, Log. So you can relax. And definitely not naming it that.
Are you sure? I demand a paternity test. Why not? Logan is a perfectly wonderful name for a male and female.
Well, I’ll probably...
I can't stop eating.
logan-garfield:
penelopeburns:
logan-garfield:
… Pregnant? As in… You have a baby in your uterus…? Are you sure it’s not a food baby?
Yes. That’s general what pregnant means. Nope. Not a food baby.
Oh god. Is it… Is it mine? If so, we’re naming it Logan Jr. Actually, you’re naming it Logan Jr. anyways.
Definitely don’t think it’s yours, Log. So you can relax. And...
I can't stop eating.
logan-garfield:
penelopeburns:
logan-garfield:
What do you mean? Are you trying to get fatter or something?
Well, Logan. When someone is pregnant, they typically get larger.
… Pregnant? As in… You have a baby in your uterus…? Are you sure it’s not a food baby?
Yes. That’s general what pregnant means. Nope. Not a food baby.
I can't stop eating.
logan-garfield:
penelopeburns:
logan-garfield:
Don’t get fat or anything, Pen.
Well, that’s inevitable at the moment. But thanks for the advice.
What do you mean? Are you trying to get fatter or something?
Well, Logan. When someone is pregnant, they typically get larger.
I can't stop eating.
logan-garfield:
penelopeburns:
I mean more than usual.
Don’t get fat or anything, Pen.
Well, that’s inevitable at the moment. But thanks for the advice.
I can't stop eating.
I mean more than usual.
May 2012
2 tags
2 more days, oh my god.
ryan-salvetine:
penelopeburns:
ryan-salvetine:
Do you think Claire would like to be our personal slave?
I don’t think she’d like to be. But you’ll have to talk to her about that.
… But… Claire scares me, pip. Something about her cheeks…
What?! You are afraid of Claire? That’s silly. Maybe both Claire and Jon can be our slaves.
2 more days, oh my god.
ryan-salvetine:
penelopeburns:
ryan-salvetine:
… About that… Boy, this is awkward…
And that would be….?
Do you think Claire would like to be our personal slave?
I don’t think she’d like to be. But you’ll have to talk to her about that.
2 more days, oh my god.
ryan-salvetine:
penelopeburns:
ryan-salvetine:
Just so you know, I’ll be sleeping a lot for the next three months to make up for the next ten years of my life.
You mean in between the times you are getting me food, right?
… About that… Boy, this is awkward…
And that would be….?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
haylee-wood-stoner:
penelopeburns:
Aw. You figured it out.
Ahahah, did I really? I totally guessed. My favorite all time corny joke is like a story. Mama tomato, Papa tomato, and Baby tomato are walking down the street. Baby tomato starts trailing behind so Papa tomato goes up to him, Stomps on him and says “Ketchup.”
That’s a good one! Have you heard the one about the olives? ...
2 more days, oh my god.
ryan-salvetine:
penelopeburns:
ryan-salvetine:
But I want to and you can’t stop me.
Then you won’t hear any objections from me.
Just so you know, I’ll be sleeping a lot for the next three months to make up for the next ten years of my life.
You mean in between the times you are getting me food, right?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
haylee-wood-stoner:
penelopeburns:
Little kids always have the best jokes. Like what did the grape say when I stepped on it?
They do! Don’t they? Hmmm, I don’t know. Did he wine?
Aw. You figured it out.
2 more days, oh my god.
ryan-salvetine:
penelopeburns:
ryan-salvetine:
Kind of. All I know is that it’s going to be hard, but I can’t let you go through this alone because I love you.
No one is making you do this though. Just know that. I don’t want you to feel like you have to.
But I want to and you can’t stop me.
Then you won’t hear any objections from me.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
haylee-wood-stoner:
penelopeburns:
Haha. Brilliant!
Well, I wish I could take credit for such a corny joke. However, I would have to credit a four year old passing by on Kent Street.
Little kids always have the best jokes. Like what did the grape say when I stepped on it?
2 more days, oh my god.
ryan-salvetine:
penelopeburns:
ryan-salvetine:
Unless I’m like that one guy who got pregnant and got national attention for it. But anyways, we’re going to be okay. We’ll find a way, like we always do. And it’ll be paved with Mountain Dew and Ghirardelli.
So… You’re like okay with this? Kind of?
Kind of. All I know is that it’s going to be hard, but I can’t let you go through this...
Hello.
elizabeth-abrams:
penelopeburns:
Excited to graduate?
You have no idea. Penelope, words cannot describe the amount of excitement I am feeling right now. None.
I remember how stoked I was to be done with High School. So, do you have any plans for college?
2 more days, oh my god.
ryan-salvetine:
penelopeburns:
ryan-salvetine:
I know I kind of stormed out on you the other day and I’m sorry… But I guess I was just scared. I mean, you’re having a baby… We’re having a baby, regardless if it’s mine or not.
It’s fine. I didn’t really expect you to act any other way. I’d act the same way if you were pregnant. Especially since you aren’t supposed to be able to get...
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
haylee-wood-stoner:
penelopeburns:
It was out of this world?
Hahah, well it has great food, but no atmosphere.
Haha. Brilliant!
Hello.
elizabeth-abrams:
penelopeburns:
Nothing much. How about yourself?
Pretty much the same, adding last minute touches to a few projects.
Excited to graduate?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
haylee-wood-stoner:
It was out of this world?
2 more days, oh my god.
ryan-salvetine:
penelopeburns:
ryan-salvetine:
I’m kidding, I guess we’re not at that point yet, eh?
Wasn’t sure if you were or not. Or if we are even on good terms.
I know I kind of stormed out on you the other day and I’m sorry… But I guess I was just scared. I mean, you’re having a baby… We’re having a baby, regardless if it’s mine or not.
It’s fine. I didn’t really...
2 more days, oh my god.
ryan-salvetine:
penelopeburns:
ryan-salvetine:
Almost as great as it feels to be a dad… Oh, wait…
Oh…
I’m kidding, I guess we’re not at that point yet, eh?
Wasn’t sure if you were or not. Or if we are even on good terms.
Hello.
elizabeth-abrams:
penelopeburns:
Hey, Liz!
Hey, Pen! What’s up?
Nothing much. How about yourself?
2 tags
2 more days, oh my god.
ryan-salvetine:
penelopeburns:
ryan-salvetine:
I finally get out of Central in two days. Two.
How does it feel to almost be a graduate?
Almost as great as it feels to be a dad… Oh, wait…
Oh…
Hello.
elizabeth-abrams:
Hey, Liz!
2 more days, oh my god.
ryan-salvetine:
I finally get out of Central in two days. Two.
How does it feel to almost be a graduate?
1 tag
Yo, yo, yiggity, yo.
adamphillipss:
penelopeburns:
adamphillipss:
Flattered, of course. I only creep on the prettiest girls around here. Now that I think about it, maybe you should be a tad bit creeped out. Who knows what’s going on in that head of hers nowadays? It’s good to meet you too, Penelope.
I’ll be both, how about that? Equal parts creeped out and flattered. I feel like that’s a smart choice. Who...
1 tag
Yo, yo, yiggity, yo.
adamphillipss:
penelopeburns:
adamphillipss:
You better watch out, I might be creepin’ at your window right now. Probably too wrapped up with her boyfriend. The name’s Adam.
Not sure how I feel about that. Should I be creeped out or flattered? Ah, probably. You’d think it would have crossed her mind… Guess I’m just the better best friend. Adam. Good to meet you.
Flattered, of course....
2 tags
Yo, yo, yiggity, yo.
adamphillipss:
penelopeburns:
adamphillipss:
Yup, I also know you like Mountain Dew. And I may have seen you with Claire and I’m Claire’s other best friend, so.
You sound like a stalker. Oh really? She’s never mentioned you before… And your name would be…?
You better watch out, I might be creepin’ at your window right now. Probably too wrapped up with her boyfriend. The name’s Adam.
...
3 tags
Yo, yo, yiggity, yo.
adamphillipss:
penelopeburns:
adamphillipss:
Oh, I bet you know how it is, girl. I be chillin’ like a villian up in this rock. Ayy, you be Penelope, right?
Yes. How’d you know? Are you a mind reader?
Yup, I also know you like Mountain Dew. And I may have seen you with Claire and I’m Claire’s other best friend, so.
You sound like a stalker. Oh really? She’s never mentioned...
1 tag
Yo, yo, yiggity, yo.
adamphillipss:
penelopeburns:
adamphillipss:
Ayo, nigga. What’s good?
Dis and dat. Waddup with you, playah?
Oh, I bet you know how it is, girl. I be chillin’ like a villian up in this rock. Ayy, you be Penelope, right?
Yes. How’d you know? Are you a mind reader?
1 tag
Yo, yo, yiggity, yo.
adamphillipss:
penelopeburns:
adamphillipss:
What up, dawg?
Ayo, nigga. What’s good?
Dis and dat. Waddup with you, playah?
2 tags
Yo, yo, yiggity, yo.
adamphillipss:
What up, dawg?
1 tag
3 tags
Evening.
jonathanblackburn:
penelopeburns:
jonathanblackburn:
Is not! I don’t think you realize how long it took me to actually charm her into a relationship… Oh, wait, yes you do. You were there cheering in the sidelines. Sorry, I only give junk food to little kids and you’re not a little kid. You’re a monkey. I just really like them, okay?
That’s just because you are so horrible at charming...
1 tag
Evening.
jonathanblackburn:
penelopeburns:
jonathanblackburn:
Ouch, why don’t you try asking Claire? I obviously charmed her. So I guess Skittles and chicken nuggets are out of question? Damn, that’s usually all I have… And there’s no way I’m giving them my bacon, even if it’s Ry’s kid. I draw my line there. Monkey see, monkey do, monkey go poo-poo.
Claire is easily charmed. So she would not be a...
2 tags
Evening.
jonathanblackburn:
penelopeburns:
jonathanblackburn:
I don’t have the ability to do that either, unless you mean I’m that charming that I can get someone to give me a license. Yeah, I’m much more unique than that, get with the program. They’re pretty lame if you can’t feed them real human food. Aw, you can turn into a monkey and they can turn into mini monkeys.
I don’t think you could...
florence-parker:
penelopeburns replied to your photo: ooc: Just wanted to share the best crackship eva.
Still in love with this crackship.
It’s like so real though.
Like. Woah. I didn’t even know that Lights was there with Tyler.
Evening.
jonathanblackburn:
penelopeburns:
jonathanblackburn:
Hey, no! I don’t have mind control if that’s what you’re implying. Teleportation and biological manipulation at your service, though. Same here, I usually pretend like I don’t know. Oh, wow… Babies are lame.
I would never suspect you of mind control. I was only saying that you could of had someone do it for you. This island is crawling...
Evening.
florence-parker:
penelopeburns:
An announcement…?
Yeah, I know you love them.
Oh… You don’t need to do that…
Evening.
florence-parker:
penelopeburns:
Oh my god. This is a national crisis.
It is, I know… maybe I should make an announcement to everyone knows.
An announcement…?
Evening.
jonathanblackburn:
penelopeburns:
jonathanblackburn:
I’ll have you know the Department of Monkey Handlers United gave me my license, thank you very much. GB’s certainly wonderful. Wait… Can we at least give it Mountain Dew?
Mhm. And did you manipulate them into giving you it? GB… Very wonderful. Told me many things that I never knew. Unfortunately not. At least not until it’s one.
...
Private: I bloody hate naps.
mandystoner:
Oh, stop! Look, shit happens, yeah? I mean, I got knocked up without even planning, so did Jess. I mean, accidents happen. Wait, what? Why the bloody fuck did he do that!? You may be potentially carrying his child, he should be there for you to take care of you and to make you feel better when you are barfing up everything. Regardless of whose child it is, Pen, it doesn’t mean Ryan...
Evening.
florence-parker:
penelopeburns:
You underestimated us?
For a slight second. I didn’t have Oreos.
Oh my god. This is a national crisis.
2 tags
Evening.
jonathanblackburn:
penelopeburns:
jonathanblackburn:
No! It means that I’m a kitten handling a monkey, stop trying to confuse me. Actually, GB did. Either way, I’m still going to be Uncle Jon to him/her. Munchkins can eat candy, right?
I don’t think that makes you qualified to handle any monkeys. Ah. Right. Should have known. They can’t eat until they are older, Jon. But that thought...
Private: I bloody hate naps.
mandystoner:
penelopeburns:
I don’t know either. I’m not ready to be a mother. I’ve fucked up my life up enough as it is, I don’t need to ruin my own child’s. I’m not exactly happy about it, but I can’t say that I’m horribly upset. But I’ll be surprised if Ryan stays with me. He didn’t handle the news very well… I know. I know. Worse person on the island to have sex with.
Now, come on, that...
Evening.
florence-parker:
penelopeburns:
Weaker people would have given up by now.
True, we must be stronger than I though.
You underestimated us?
Evening.
jonathanblackburn:
penelopeburns:
jonathanblackburn:
… I’m a kitten handler, Pen. Gosh. Heeeeeey, so I heard you got a muffin in the oven? Congrats! You’re going to have monkey babies!
Wait. So that makes me a kitten then? So you heard too, huh? I’m guessing Ryan told you?
No! It means that I’m a kitten handling a monkey, stop trying to confuse me. Actually, GB did. Either way, I’m...
Private: I bloody hate naps.
mandystoner:
penelopeburns:
I think you will have to be pretty wasted for all of this to make sense, let alone perfect sense. Might as well say it. You can’t think worse of me than I already think of myself. I slept with Hector.
I just might. I don’t know whether this is good news or bad, I am not really sure how to react, Penny. I mean, how did you react? Is this good, despite…not knowing...
