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August 2012

the-hollisellison-deactivated20 asked: Hey my love. RSVP'ing to the wedding.

July 2012

florenceparker asked: Hello yes, I would like to RSVP for myself and this carton of Oreos please.

Six more days until the wedding.

amytisdale: penelopeburns: Of course we have drinks! Open bar and everything. I don’t care what you wear as long as you’re there. OPEN BAR?! I AM SO THERE! haha Can I go with my bikini and my flip flops?! Even though, I’m not allowed to drink. Well, it will be on the beach, so I don’t see why not.

Six more days until the wedding.

ryan-salvetine: penelopeburns: You have to say that because it’s your baby girl in here. But I’m also saying it because I think it’s true. Let’s just hope that everyone agrees with you.

Six more days until the wedding.

claire-davis: penelopeburns: Unless you plan on tripping, I don’t see why that would be necessary. I’ll focus on that then. Tripping is your whole thing, I wouldn’t want to steal that away from you. I’m not going to trip while walking down the aisle, Claire.

Six more days until the wedding.

robert-stoner: penelopeburns: Excited, nervous, and feel like I’m going to throw up all at the same time. Aah, that’s normal. I remember Mands acting really crazy days before the wedding as well and don’t worry, the moment the both of you say your I dos, it’s all going to be worth it. Same goes for the baby! Trust me. I hope I don’t go total Bridezilla. I’d feel so bad. I...

Six more days until the wedding.

amytisdale: penelopeburns: You are absolutely not dumb. But I would be absolutely upset if you aren’t there! Wow, okay, I am not dumb! Thank you! ahaha And… I will think about it. If you have drinks there, Amy is there. And I will wear a cute dress and some high heels, if you want. Of course we have drinks! Open bar and everything. I don’t care what you wear as long as you’re...

Six more days until the wedding.

ryan-salvetine: penelopeburns: Well, yeah. But I have to make this baby bump look good in a dress, which is hard to do. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I think your baby bump is going to be gorgeous in a dress. You have to say that because it’s your baby girl in here.

Six more days until the wedding.

claire-davis: penelopeburns: Trying to, trying to. Been practicing your speech, I hope? Should I be practicing my walk with Tony too? I got this, trust me. You just worry about that breathing thing. Unless you plan on tripping, I don’t see why that would be necessary. I’ll focus on that then.

Six more days until the wedding.

robert-stoner: penelopeburns: Don’t worry, I’ve been practicing on my breathing when I go into labor, too. That’s good! You excited for everything that’s gonna come up, Penny? Excited, nervous, and feel like I’m going to throw up all at the same time.

Six more days until the wedding.

amytisdale: penelopeburns: AMY! Well, I hope so! I’m planning to see you there, am I right? Wait… You want the dumb surfer there? Are you sure? You are absolutely not dumb. But I would be absolutely upset if you aren’t there!

Six more days until the wedding.

ryan-salvetine: penelopeburns: Of course that’s easy for you to say. You only have to stand there and look good. That’s pretty much all you have to do too, except you’re walking a bit. It shouldn’t be that hard, considering you always look good. Well, yeah. But I have to make this baby bump look good in a dress, which is hard to do.

Six more days until the wedding.

claire-davis: penelopeburns: I know. But there is plenty of room for something to go horribly horribly wrong. It wouldn’t be a wedding if everything went right, Pencil. Just breathe, yeah? Trying to, trying to. Been practicing your speech, I hope?

Six more days until the wedding.

robert-stoner: penelopeburns: And I feel as stressed as ever. Breathe, my beautiful hippo. Breathe! Don’t worry, I’ve been practicing on my breathing when I go into labor, too.

Six more days until the wedding.

amytisdale: penelopeburns: And I feel as stressed as ever. PENELOPE! Everything will be amazing, I can see it! AMY! Well, I hope so! I’m planning to see you there, am I right?

Six more days until the wedding.

ryan-salvetine: penelopeburns: And I feel as stressed as ever. Pip, everything’s going to turn out fine. Stop worrying. Of course that’s easy for you to say. You only have to stand there and look good.

Six more days until the wedding.

claire-davis: penelopeburns: And I feel as stressed as ever. Pen, I keep telling you. You’re going to be great. I know. But there is plenty of room for something to go horribly horribly wrong.

Six more days until the wedding.

And I feel as stressed as ever.

Hate to show up out of the blue uninvited,

robert-stoner: penelopeburns: I’m just a force of attraction. No one can stay away from me for too long. I wouldn’t actually mind if you did since I’m not the one buying it. I can’t find it in me to disagree with you on that, Penny. So how’s the soon-to-be mommy? Any update as to when the kid will pop-out? haha I’m great. Everything is going great. I’m happy as can be. We are...

Hate to show up out of the blue uninvited,

damonbrandow: penelopeburns: I guess green is pretty awesome. Just a bit too plain for my tastes, I suppose. I’ll stick with my blue. It does seem like it. Maybe the island is under a spell like in Sleeping Beauty and the castle fell asleep? Or maybe everyone is just avoiding you. I’ve got my green and you’ve got your blue, and the world is happy again! Well let’s go with the first one,...

Hate to show up out of the blue uninvited,

damonbrandow: penelopeburns: But what about purple? Just the usual. Trying to see if anything interesting is happening on this boring island of ours. What about you? Ehh, purples okay, but I just like green the most. It’s a calming color. I’m investigating if almost all the islanders are in a coma or something. It really seems like it! I guess green is pretty awesome. Just a bit too...

Hate to show up out of the blue uninvited,

robert-stoner: penelopeburns: Well, I’m glad to see you back, Stoner. What can I say, Pen, there was always something about you that drew me in. Either that or I use you for you unlimited amounts of MD. Hah! I’m just a force of attraction. No one can stay away from me for too long. I wouldn’t actually mind if you did since I’m not the one buying it.

Hate to show up out of the blue uninvited,

robert-stoner: penelopeburns: Rob! What a surprise! I’m superb, how are you. Haha, you don’t say? I’m surprised myself. I guess I couldn’t stay away for as long as I wanted to. Just living life one day at a time. Well, I’m glad to see you back, Stoner.

Hate to show up out of the blue uninvited,

damonbrandow: penelopeburns: Well, it was sure unexpected. But why green? Why not red or yellow? Hello, Damon! Cause green’s cool! Red and yellow are too flashy. Hey, hey, hey Pens! What’s up? But what about purple? Just the usual. Trying to see if anything interesting is happening on this boring island of ours. What about you?

Hate to show up out of the blue uninvited,

robert-stoner: penelopeburns: but I couldn’t stay away. I couldn’t fight it. Helloooo Elysium. You and I both, Pen. How are you? Rob! What a surprise! I’m superb, how are you.

Hate to show up out of the blue uninvited,

damonbrandow: penelopeburns: but I couldn’t stay away. I couldn’t fight it. Helloooo Elysium. If you came out of the blue, I came out of the green. Well, it was sure unexpected. But why green? Why not red or yellow? Hello, Damon!

Hate to show up out of the blue uninvited,

but I couldn’t stay away. I couldn’t fight it. Helloooo Elysium.

[[MORE]]Here’s the dealio, guise. I’m off to camp for a week. WHOOO. But when I get back I’ll try to be more active, yeah? Kay. Lots of love and happiness. Here’s a gif for the road. <3 Corenne.

joelcostales: penelopeburns: joelcostales: Oh, she better like mushrooms cause we’ll be living off of pizza. Psh, me tell her stories? Nevvvvvver. I love you, Penelope. Take care of yourself, okay? Well, if she gets my tastebuds she won’t. But I don’t think those are hereditary. I mean it Joel. I hate for her to get too many ideas off of what I’ve done. I love you, Joel, so much. You...

joelcostales: penelopeburns: joelcostales: Thats quite the name. She sounds like a Princess. Yes, please do. I’ll teach her a few military tricks if you ever do, you know, train her for whatever might happen. Alright. I’ll see you soon, PennyPizzaPie. She will be. I’m sure Ryan will spoil her to no end. But don’t teach her anything too bad. And don’t be telling her any stories now,...

joelcostales: penelopeburns: joelcostales: So it’s a girl? She’ll be a total angel, I can already tell. Alright, just as long as you don’t make me wear a dress. But I expect a picture with you and but cut-out. Okay? Alright, 15? Yup! Elaine Marie Salvetine. Ellie for short. If not an angel, we’ll send her off to visit uncle Joel a lot. Sigh. Fine. Even though that was the plan. How about,...

joelcostales: penelopeburns: joelcostales: Yea, anytime just shoot me a message and we can hang out on the mainland. I better see your child, Pen. If I don’t see that bundle of joy my life will not be complete! Well good luck with your big day! Put me down in tiny tiny writing as your flower boy, alright? No crying okay!? I cannot take crying. Lets think of this as ‘hey I’ll see you when...

I feel like a Hippo.

robert-stoner: penelopeburns: I’ll be expecting you there then. Save you a good seat even. No one likes smelling shit, unless they are extremely sick and nasty. SOL? Haha! Shit out of luck. Yup! Just tell me the time and pace and I’ll bring my old fashioned camera and square the kids with it. And at the same time make all the old people smile with glee because of the wonderful memories...

I feel like a Hippo.

robert-stoner: penelopeburns: Much more satisfying. They will be absolutely shocked. And the other contestants will be green with envy. Aw. Get out that rut ASAP. We can’t be having Robbie-poo down in the dumps. Thank you! I can’t imagine what will happen if she gets both or powers. We will be extremely SOL. Yup. Don’t be surprised if I suddenly pop out with a camera. I have to take...

joelcostales: penelopeburns: joelcostales: No, I’m needed at home much more than I am here. I’m sure you wedding is going to be absolutely beautiful and that your baby will have the best mother in the entire world. So whens the big day? I’ll call you or you call me or something because I really am going to miss you, P. You were busy, it’s okay! But this is still good, yeah? Well, we can...

I feel like a Hippo.

daniel-bledel: penelopeburns: And I will do the same for you. Oh my god, right? My grandma was always the best at that game because she had the most patience. We all just wanted it to be over. Well, I could be able to, but I haven’t really gone over that with Ryan yet. We probably will just have to have nights out where we just go out partying, just not too hard. It’s going great. It’s going...

I feel like a Hippo.

robert-stoner: penelopeburns: I’m just working with what I have. I can make anything look good. I bet I’d do best in swimwear. Ha! Specially in a bikini! Aw! That’s no good. You should be enjoying summer! Getting out and partying for me since I never can! Of course I will. Let’s just hope the baby doesn’t get his power, otherwise we will have to be baby proofing and fire proofing everything. ...

joelcostales: penelopeburns: …. So you won’t be here for the wedding? Or when the baby’s born? Joel, you should have told me earlier. I would have spent more time with you! Now I only have the short amount of time before your flight. No, I’m needed at home much more than I am here. I’m sure you wedding is going to be absolutely beautiful and that your baby will have the best mother in the...

I feel like a Hippo.

daniel-bledel: penelopeburns: That would be awesome. Be sure to send me pictures if you ever end up seeing them. You can’t forget about Monopoly though. Absolutely! I wasn’t at first, but now I’m super stoked. Motherly instincts are kicking in already. Although I will miss drinking. Sounds pretty fun to me. About the same, besides planning the wedding and such. Alright, will do, Pen! Haha,...

I feel like a Hippo.

annieocollin: penelopeburns: Oh shucks, you don’t mean that! You are goregous, girl. Absolutely stunning! I look like I’m ready to pop. Oh pshhh. Do you know the sex of the baby? Yup! We are going to have a beautiful baby girl.

joelcostales: penelopeburns: Don’t you go changing subjects on me, Joel. You are leaving me? When were you planning on telling me? And thanks. I’m leaving everything here on Elysium, Penny. Don’t take it personally because it’s nothing like that. Well you were so busy with the baby I didn’t want to bother you, but my flight is tonight and I figure it was my last chance. No problem. ...

I feel like a Hippo.

robert-stoner: penelopeburns: Well, thank you! I’m thinking of entering a contest or something. I’m a shoo-in. Only alright? Well, I’m going to do my best to improve your mood. He’s great. Practicing being a father. He’s been working on diaper changing. Oh shit! Look at you being all proud and whatnot with your God given baby bump. I’m sure that it’ll go by smoothly. So much so that you...

I feel like a Hippo.

annieocollin: penelopeburns: You are making me blush, stop! Ha! But thank you, so much! Oh pshhhhh. I’m just saying the truth. Everytime I look at you I just wanna crawl under a rock and never come out hahaha. Oh shucks, you don’t mean that! You are goregous, girl. Absolutely stunning! I look like I’m ready to pop.

I feel like a Hippo.

daniel-bledel: penelopeburns: I don’t think they exist, bu they would be quite the sight to see, wouldn’t it? It was one of my favorites when I was little. She’s brilliant! Healthy and happy. Well, I hope happy anyway. I can’t deny that. What have you been up to? I’d love to see one in real life - and take tons of photos! Really? I liked Snake and Ladders, haha! That’s good - at least she’s...

I feel like a Hippo.

annieocollin: penelopeburns: I hope they are. Or I demand to have a refund. About two months out of the three. So almost there! Oh wow! You’re one of those really beautiful pregnant women that I have to kick myself for. You shine girl! Radiant. You are making me blush, stop! Ha! But thank you, so much!

joelcostales: penelopeburns: joelcostales replied to your post: I feel like a Hippo. A hungry hippo who I need to say goodbye too before my flight. YOU NEED TO WHAT?! AND FLIGHT TO WHERE? I’m going home. But nevermind that. Jeeze Pen, you’ve got that whole motherly glow going on. Don’t you go changing subjects on me, Joel. You are leaving me? When were you planning on telling me? And...