Do you think Claire would like to be our personal slave?
I don’t think she’d like to be. But you’ll have to talk to her about that.
… But… Claire scares me, pip. Something about her cheeks…
What?! You are afraid of Claire? That’s silly. Maybe both Claire and Jon can be our slaves. 
… About that… Boy, this is awkward…
And that would be….?
Do you think Claire would like to be our personal slave?
I don’t think she’d like to be. But you’ll have to talk to her about that. 
Just so you know, I’ll be sleeping a lot for the next three months to make up for the next ten years of my life.
You mean in between the times you are getting me food, right?
… About that… Boy, this is awkward…
And that would be….? 
Aw. You figured it out.
Ahahah, did I really? I totally guessed. My favorite all time corny joke is like a story. Mama tomato, Papa tomato, and Baby tomato are walking down the street. Baby tomato starts trailing behind so Papa tomato goes up to him, Stomps on him and says “Ketchup.”
That’s a good one! Have you heard the one about the olives? 
There were two olives on a counter. One fell off. The other asked “Are you alright?” He replied “Olive.”
But I want to and you can’t stop me.
Then you won’t hear any objections from me.
Just so you know, I’ll be sleeping a lot for the next three months to make up for the next ten years of my life.
You mean in between the times you are getting me food, right? 
Little kids always have the best jokes.
Like what did the grape say when I stepped on it?
They do! Don’t they? Hmmm, I don’t know. Did he wine?
Aw. You figured it out. 
Kind of. All I know is that it’s going to be hard, but I can’t let you go through this alone because I love you.
No one is making you do this though. Just know that. I don’t want you to feel like you have to.
But I want to and you can’t stop me.
Then you won’t hear any objections from me. 
Haha. Brilliant!
Well, I wish I could take credit for such a corny joke. However, I would have to credit a four year old passing by on Kent Street.
Little kids always have the best jokes. Like what did the grape say when I stepped on it?
Unless I’m like that one guy who got pregnant and got national attention for it. But anyways, we’re going to be okay. We’ll find a way, like we always do. And it’ll be paved with Mountain Dew and Ghirardelli.
So… You’re like okay with this? Kind of?
Kind of. All I know is that it’s going to be hard, but I can’t let you go through this alone because I love you.
No one is making you do this though. Just know that. I don’t want you to feel like you have to. 
